Jay Leno Somehow Manages to Enrage Entire Country of India

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Though many have been fooled by his disproportionately large chin, impressive hair follicles and special brand of quaint “humor”, we can today strike the entire country of India off the list of those impressed by Jay Leno. Continue reading

A TV Watcher’s Prayer for 2012

Top Chef Texas Judges Panel

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I. Lord, let all Cheftestants in cooking competitions as far as the eye can see attempt to create either risotto or dessert. I know not why making a creamy rice or a decent chocolate chip cookie should prove to be so difficult for chefs who are perfectly comfortable with sous-vide, liquid nitrogen and/or cooking food in hot magma; I know only that there is a certain grim, delicious timbre in the way Tom Colicchio growls, “You ruined…the RISOTTO.” Continue reading