Liz Lemon – 30 Rock
Liz has a borderline unhealthy obsession with food. Mix that with shaky self-esteem and plummeting self-image issues, and top it off with a bizarre sense of optimistic determination, and you’ve got one middle-aged woman who really should have broken down by now. Luckily, there’s one thing that gets her through the day. C’mon, for Liz, this stuff is like porn.
Dr. Perry Cox – Scrubs
Dr. Cox is a sadistic narcissist who loves torturing those around him. After a long day of sewing up gaping wounds and inflicting emotional scars on his coworkers, Dr. Cox loves to go home, kick up his feet, and watch the one guy on TV he can actually relate to.
Bender – Futurama
This robot loves nothing more than booze, cigars, and hookers. Booze and cigars and easy to get, but robo-prostitutes aren’t always in good supply. In times like that, Bender can find grade-A robotic smut on the Science Channel.
Simon Cowell – The X Factor
Simon catches a lot of flak for being the harsh one. You can’t just give everybody a thumbs up and pass them over the next round. Sometimes, the best medicine is tough love, and Simon is willing to man up and tell people what they don’t want to (but should) hear. When he’s not crushing dreams, Simon likes to watch a TV show full of people who understand him, who accept him for who he is and aren’t judgmental of his direct, sometimes harsh approach.
Aaron Hotchner – Criminal Minds
As the unit leader in the FBI’s Behavioral Analysis Unit, it’s crucial to stay one step ahead of the world’s sickest minds. Hotchner takes his job seriously, and works ‘round-the-clock to ensure that he brings his A-game to every case. So, when Hotch does get a bit of free time, he spends it doing research.