Ten Reasons Why I’d Be Pauly D

Pauly D shows off tatoos

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Sure, we all know Jersey Shore is a cultural hot mess. It’s a train wreck, vaudeville, sand in uncomfortable places after a day at the beach and a Four Loko (with caffeine) all rolled into one. While my husband and I sat down to enjoy Jersey Shore this past Thursday I began, as I often do, to try and imagine myself in the shore house. In real life I’d probably pull a Situation à la Italia and smash my own head into a cement wall. But if I could magically warp my consciousness into one of their rippling be-tanned bodies Freaky Friday style, there’s no doubt in my mind that I’d choose Pauly D.
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